From The ‘WTF File’: Manti Te’o’s ‘Girlfriend’ Makes ‘Maxim’s Hot 100′ List!

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Make no mistake about it: we’re filing the following story under our “WTF!” file. It’s unbelievable but nevertheless, it is real and not a figment of anyone’s imagination.

It appears as if the most illustrious and mysterious woman we have ever known has made it to one of the most desirable and sought-after lists.

She comes in at number 69 on “Maxim’s Hot 100 List” and it’s “Manti Te’o’s Fake Girlfriend”.

Forget about Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Rihanna rounding out the top three, respectively; the iconic magazine that appeals to those who love to look at beautiful women scantily clad, features “Manti Te’o’s Fake Girlfriend” as a black bikini floating figment of air surrounded by waves and a beach in the background.

The profile description under the photo says, “After Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love. Why not? She’s got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini. “

We think we will stop right here.

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