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Shawnda’s Chick Tricks: Things you should NEVER say on a date.

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Reddit compiled a list of things you should NEVER say on a date.

1-I’m actually still married, and not to alarm you but my husband is sitting over there watching us eat.

2-Yeah, all my friends know I’m not really looking for a good man, just looking for good sperm.

3-“My hobby is painting pictures of sloths with giant erections.”

4-“Me: So what’s with this Confederate flag keychain?”
Her: Oh, I’m a little bit racist.”

5- “When I get married I expect at least an $8,000 wedding ring.”

6-“Four words: I’m an amateur juggler”

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